BACK IN STOCK

Prepare yourself for this shit - THE ASHISH WEDGES ARE BACK IN STOCK AT TOPSHOP!!! Now all I have to do is save up a million quid and buy them and ruin them on the first wear.

Tight

I just bought these tights that are like a cross between a skin infection and a dyslectic learning the alphabet. But no matter because I LOVE THEM.

And another thing...

Excuse I, but I'm always broke. Today I went to the bank for advice and left with a pat on the back and not much else. But the worst part was when she looked at my jacket and I realised I still had a Twilight badge pinned to the collar. I don't even fancy Rpattz anymore :(


This is (me as) Rob Lowe, reading a (great) newspaper. He is definitely richer than me -

Happy bday!

This is sort of ironic but I hate surprise birthdays. And yet I found myself organising one. With severe lack of funds and even less imagination I sent out a flurry of txts to Ferry's favourite friends with a promise of something fun. And then sat back and waited for everyone to cross their hearts and promise they'll be there.

Amazingly, my work gave me the cinema as the venue. A lock-in! In a 100 year old cinema! Oh my dayz.

I was so nervous that I couldn't even hold the camera and gave the photography job to my dear friend Imran. I was shaking and it wasn't even my birthday. Did I mention that I hate surprise parties?

Yep yep, got a vegan cake and everything so Ferry wouldn't get the shits after too much dairy. Yep, i'm pretty thoughtful.



Mini popcorn boxes for everyone!







I had stopped shaking by this point and relieved Imran of his otherwise superb documenting (I only had to edit 10 photos)


This was pretty much everyone's reaction to the choice of film I chose (DOWN BY LAW). Half sneaked off before the film had got going. It was a school night, I guess









The end!

Emmy da best

I forgot to post these ages ago from Emmy the Great's video shoot for "First Love". It was shot in a really cold warehouse and David played Girls Aloud about a hundred times. Directed by Fiz Gouw, set by David White. Moaning by me. Lights by Kee Kyung San.

And here's the video...

tbh

Has there ever been a photograph taken of you and you've looked at it and thought, yep that pretty much sums it all up?

Take a look at the above photograph. I had one of those moments. Taken a year or so ago, it offers a rare glimpse into the workings of mine and Ferry's relationship. Oh gawd.

I LOVE YOU

Down By Law

Stranger Than Paradise

Eyeballs

I went home to visit my Mum and two large eyeballs were walking up and down the high street.

PHILIP K DICK COVERS

Billie test shoot

BILLIE @ PREMIER MODELS - BABE

the take over, the breaks over

Out takes from a shoot I just did. I love autumn!! Leaves!! So much fun!!

Good Shoes

I can't believe I have been documenting Good Shoes for 2 years! That shit is bananas. I just did their new press shots. This is my favourite one.

Iris Van Herpen

I still have loads more rolls to develop from LFW, but I found this one lerking at the beginning of one I just processed. The models at the Iris Van Herpen show had to walk around on their tip toes to emulate high heels or something but it just looked like massive leg strain and pain, tbh.

Gazza C

My friend Gary made this for the Matches stand at LFW. It was the nuts

bye summer :(

zzz

Ferry is constantly taking photos of buildings lately. It's as dull as it sounds

Still ill

but feeling better thanks. i dyed my hair 1 shade darker. lol

I love this t shirt ok?

I don't care what you say, Mum. You can try and throw this t shirt away but I'm not giving it up. All the holes, the yellowed stains, the unattractive sagging neckline. I love them all. It's like a deformed animal that you can't help but love 'cos it's kind of cute in its own sweet fluffy way. Yknow???